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Sonny and Coach run Monday's full slate, the Bullets' trip to Charlotte, the Redskins' bye-week deadline math, the Caps' wait for Wednesday, the Nats' Abrams winter, Jordan's debut against the Bullets, and tonight's Vegas board.
Sonny and Coach break down the Bullets' 124-120 survival in Chicago, the Caps' 4-3 overtime win over Buffalo, the Redskins' bye-week deadline math, the Nats' Abrams winter, the 2015 24-point comeback, Pedro Martinez's birthday, and tonight's Vegas board.
Sonny and Coach break down World Series Game 2, the Bullets' back-to-back test at Chicago after the Raptors loss, the Redskins' bye-week audit, Tuch's reunion game against Buffalo, the Nats' Abrams winter decision, DeAngelo Hall's four-pick afternoon, and tonight's Vegas board.
Sonny and Coach break down World Series Game 1, the Bullets hosting the Raptors as home underdogs, the Redskins' bye-week audit, the Caps' cap squeeze, the Nats' Abrams winter decision, the 2005 FedExField rout, and tonight's Vegas board.
Sonny and Coach break down Anthony Davis's 34-point Bullets debut win, Terry McLaurin's contract math at the bye, the Caps' cap-room squeeze, the Nats' 65-million-dollar winter, the 1972 RFK classic, and tonight's Vegas board.
Sonny and Coach break down McLaurin's season-ending injury and its contract math, the Bullets' home opener as favorites, the Caps' loss to the Kings, and the Nats' bullpen numbers — plus the 2018 doink anniversary and tonight's Vegas board.
Episode 3. Monday, October 26, 2026. Sterling anchors on Friday's verified close, teaches how to read an earnings report in four lines, and explains Microsoft in plain English ahead of its Wednesday print. Black Monday enters Winners and Losers on its anniversary week. GameStop Watch: Cohen's October purchases from the filings, ninety million dollars of them, and a close below the king's own prices. Market data parsed, meme chaos reported. Not financial advice.
Episode 2. Friday October 23, 2026 close: oil spikes, the Dow drops 652, the ten-year yield returns to five percent. Sterling runs the verified numbers, explains American Express in plain English, and reopens the Long-Term Capital Management file. Dee scans Wall Street Bets. GameStop Watch: GME 24.82, crown holds. Market data parsed, meme chaos reported. Not financial advice.
The premiere of 5:01 Diamond Hands on NEON. Sterling hosts a format specimen built from the January 2021 GameStop record: short interest and gamma mechanics taught, never prescribed; the January 29, 2021 close read in words; wallstreetbets reported as culture; GameStop Watch with Ryan Cohen and Deep Fucking Value, the king nerds of Meme Mountain; and Knight Capital in Winners and Losers. Produced by Edgar. Not financial advice.